Великий чорний член - це твій весільний подарунок, чувак?

I can't believe we're finally married. It was such a special day, and I finally got

to meet all your friends. Actually, there is someone else I want you to meet, though.

I don't want us to become one of those old, boring, married couples. I think we should

keep things fresh. Start as we mean to go on. So, I thought, as a fun wedding gift,

we could have a threesome. What do you say? Invite someone else into our marital bed?