Тренер сказав, що я можу їздити на лаві запасних, але він не знав, що я гравцю на перемикачах.

Some wood, silicone, clear acrylic, and a touch of oil made for some mighty pleasurable bench ridin'. Necessity is the mother of invention, and some genius somewhere knew how badly I needed to get fucked by a rubber corn cob wrapped in lamb skin. Fucking genius.